I'll start us off...
Jeff Green | SF | 25 | $14,692,050 | $15,780,350 | $16,868,650 | $17,956,950 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $65,298,000 |
1. Jeff Green: 4 year max for a non max guy. The commitment to the Late 2000s- Early 2010s Celtics is cool, though
a. Caron Butler got cutback for one single first round pick, so the right tanking team and a pick can probably get Jeff Green off your hands, if that's what you even want. He's a decent player, just overpaid
Brendan Haywood | C | 31 | $18,091,071 | $19,538,357 | $20,985,643 | $22,432,929 | $23,880,215 | $0 | $0 | $104,928,215 |
2. Brendan Haywood: Best player on the list by a large margin. Worth the salary for a year or two, but would be worried what this looks like later on. The increase in salary could help but still, too expensive.
a. You might be able to get someone to pay you for Haywood. This and the JO contract are pretty comparable, but Heat are a better team so it works for them
163 | Anthony Randolph | PF | 22 | $8,031,001 | $8,673,481 | $9,315,961 | $9,958,441 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $35,978,884 |
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3. Anthony Randolph: Salary isn't the worst but Randolph really just isn't a player at all
a. Would likely need to pay a tanking team a future pick to get them to take Randolph. Doesn't really make sense to roster him if you're going for it.
Drew Gooden | PF | 30 | $7,875,000 | $8,250,000 | $8,625,000 | $9,000,000 | $0 | $0 | $0 | $33,750,000 |
4. Drew Gooden: Similar to Randolph. Might be a better player, but also a lot older. Randolph might improve, Gooden will probably decline
a. A pick or cash to the right team. Not the end of the world
0 | Nicolas Batum | SG | 22 | $7,000,000 | $7,385,000 | $7,770,000 | $8,155,000 | $8,540,000 | $0 | $0 | $38,850,000
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5. Nicholas Batum: Again just not really a player at the moment. Might improve tough
a. A decent pick could move the salary.
Honorable Mention: Caron Butler 3 year max cutback on the Knicks. So bad. This is actually number 1.