Sim 2 (S32)

[Donkey]

Choose one of two sets depending on what type of person you are. Max payout is $3.6M

For $1.2M: Argue why you would rather have Tom Brady than your current teams QB. (You cannot say you wouldn't want him.)
For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. (The answer must be he is.)
For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest team sports athlete of all-time. (The answer must be he is.)

If you don't watch the NFL:
For $1.2M: Why is eating meat morally wrong? (Must argue in favor of veganism)
For $1.2M: Why is pink the best hair color? (Must argue in favor of pink hair)
For $1.2M: What is Karl Marx's best idea?

 

[Panic!]

If you don't watch the NFL:
For $1.2M: Why is eating meat morally wrong? (Must argue in favor of veganism) - You kill animals
For $1.2M: Why is pink the best hair color? (Must argue in favor of pink hair) - It stands out
For $1.2M: What is Karl Marx's best idea? - equality for all.

 

[Eberlicious]

Brady would get more calls than Russ would

Brady had to face titans like the Jets, Dolphins and Bills for 20 years #goatthings

Share the wealth

 

[Donkey]

For $1.2M: Argue why you would rather have Tom Brady than your current teams QB. (You cannot say you wouldn't want him.)
Good lord have you seen Cam Newton throw the ball? I have his jersey and bought into the hype, because he is one of my favorite players ever, but boy does he suck now. If Brady was still on the Patriots, we'd be a playoff team, unfortunately not a Super Bowl team. Cam cannot throw the short pass, which Brady excels at. Brady at this point also has a bigger arm than Cam which is hard to believe, but it's true. Then we don't even have to get into the decision making, good god there's a big difference in that.

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. (The answer must be he is.)
Nobody is even remotely close. Now twice as many Super Bowls as the next QB (10x vs. Elways 5x) and his Super Bowl appearances will now have spanned three decades. Completely different teams from his first 3 super bowl victories, to the two losses, to these last three and then to this one. The one common denominator is Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.. He is making Bill Belichick look like an absolute fool, the credit for the Patriots dynasty is drastically shifting to Brady.

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest team sports athlete of all-time. (The answer must be he is.)
It's Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Babe Ruth or Wayne Gretzy. 6x Super Bowls, 7x World Series, 6x Championships and 4x Stanley Cups. Ruth is out because who cares about what happens in the early 1900s when there was still segregation and massive issues here, we should forget about those times. Gretzky is unreal but only four cups. Jordan and Brady are both at 6 championships however Brady now will have been to four more finals appearances, so he gets the edge. Also he's doing it across many different support casts, which Jordan didn't do.

 

[G9.]

If you don't watch the NFL:
For $1.2M: Why is eating meat morally wrong? (Must argue in favor of veganism)

I wouldn't eat my dad. What if my dad was a cow? Checkmate meat eaters.

For $1.2M: Why is pink the best hair color? (Must argue in favor of pink hair)

Pink is a light color, it makes things around it look bigger. Pink pubes might make my girlfriend happier. Probably not, though.

For $1.2M: What is Karl Marx's best idea?

Being dead.

 

[FortsonBass]

For $1.2M: Argue why you would rather have Tom Brady than your current teams QB. (You cannot say you wouldn't want him.)

As much as I love Dak, you’d basically punt having to pay him after his injury. Brady would have Cooper, Lamb, and Gallup to throw to while having Zeke in the backfield. Unlike Dak, he doesn’t ever hold the ball and he’s a proven winner in the playoffs. Cowboys window would probably be a year or two, but him winning a playoff game with the Cowboys would probably get his number retired. Even Roger Staubach would let him wear #12.

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. (The answer must be he is.)

10 Super Bowl Appearances ,more playoff victories than all of the Packers QB’s put together in the Super Bowl era, as many NFC Championship’s as Brees and Rodgers, but basically everything Donkey said. Before he went to the Pats, they were a laughing stock franchise. He and Bill transformed them into an all-time franchise, and Brady is proving now he can win without Bill. The only thing Brady won’t accomplish is a losing season. He’s the

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest team sports athlete of all-time. (The answer must be he is.)

10 Super Bowl appearances, makes all of his teammates better, never complained about his contract, durability/longevity unmatched, and a lot of other stuff Donkey already said. The Expos took him in the MLB draft mostly because of his leadership qualities. That itself proves what type of athlete and person he is. The

 

[The Godfather]

1 Bradu brings the experience Hobart lacks and likely makes us SB champs in 2021-22..
Brady is 5he GOAT...look at the jewelry enough said
Brady elevates any team he is on he is a perfect team 1st guy

 

[NCツ]

For $1.2M: Argue why you would rather have Tom Brady than your current teams QB. (You cannot say you wouldn't want him.)

Teddy Bridgewater is ass, Brady would kill it with our weapons

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. (The answer must be he is.)

10 super bowls, proved he can do it without Bill B

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest team sports athlete of all-time. (The answer must be he is.)

Football is the ultimate team sport, Brady is the GOAT... therefore Brady is the Ultimate GOAT

 

[notail]

For $1.2M: Why is eating meat morally wrong? (Must argue in favor of veganism)
- living organism. humans are living organism. would you eat humans
For $1.2M: Why is pink the best hair color? (Must argue in favor of pink hair)
- shows vibrance
For $1.2M: What is Karl Marx's best idea?
- we all like equality

 

[cavsfan817]

Option 1:

For $1.2M: Argue why you would rather have Tom Brady than your current teams QB. (You cannot say you wouldn't want him.)

I would argue that having Brady instead of Baker would add a championship pedigree that the young team needs. Baker improved a lot this year, but there were definitely times where more poise would have helped. Brady is also taller which gets Baker into trouble at times.

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. (The answer must be he is.)

I don't even see how this one is arguable. At least at this point, because Mahomes has his whole career in front of him. He has multiple records, the most rings, and everyone fears him. He's still a top tier QB at age 43. Absolutely unreal.

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest team sports athlete of all-time. (The answer must be he is.)

He's represented the NFL in 18% of all Super Bowls played. Football is the ultimate team sport. Nothing more needs to be said. Although if you really want to say more, you can go into how he has taken pay cuts in order to bring in new players on multiple occasions, and housing Antonio Brown for a time when he first came to the team.

 

[Greeme]

For $1.2M: Argue why you would rather have Tom Brady than your current teams QB. (You cannot say you wouldn't want him.)
I'm a jets fan. We have sam darn old. Do I have to add
For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. (The answer must be he is.)
150 super bowl appearances. Most couples don't live that long. Led the pats for so long and now is dragging the bucs to the super bowl.

For $1.2M: Argue why Tom Brady is the greatest team sports athlete of all-time. (The answer must be he is.)

Longevity, ability to win and win and win, now he shows that he doesn't need Bill

 

[GB]

Goat

goat

goat

Nothing needs explaining. He is the goat and you can’t argue otherwise.

 

[yrtb]

I refuse to say nice things about Tom Brady so...

If you don't watch the NFL:
For $1.2M: Why is eating meat morally wrong? (Must argue in favor of veganism)

Animals are living things and feel pain.

For $1.2M: Why is pink the best hair color? (Must argue in favor of pink hair)

Real men wear pink. Also a great way of announcing that you really don't give af what anyone thinks

For $1.2M: What is Karl Marx's best idea?

There's a lot of aspects of socialism that are appealing from an equality perspective. It's the implementation that is the bigger problem, because it relies on human nature which is inherently flawed. Honestly that's a problem with any system of government and a rabbit hole I could go down, but the best system of government is that which best mitigates the flaws in human nature and the fact that people will exploit one another. The problem with Marxist socialism is essentially a game theory concept where you can't get true equality because someone will always exploit that.