Preseason (S36)

[Donkey]

Claim $3.0M when you roast me. Personal attacks are allowed. Whoever has the most likes by Sim 1 on their roast gets an extra $3.0M

As the roastee I will just claim $3.0M

 

[The Godfather]

Donkey you are so vain you need a roast..then again your a metro sexual introvert with no game for the ladies so I guess us grown ass men roasting you in here makes you think you actually cool mofer.. well son your not.. your a fkng Nerd with a nice wardrobe.. get a life!

 

[Xxplayerxx23]

No thank you

 

[notail]

Thank you for running the league for so many seasons

 

[hokeyrules]

Thank you for all you do and thank you for not being a Yankees Fan.

 

[Username]

Thanks for everything donks you’re my boy but I’d like to see you never trip over a bitch again unless she’s on the floor.

 

[Snypes89]

Thanks to this sim I realized there’s a tree producing oxygen for you, what a shame

 

[Hail2pitt]

You run a very tight ship here. And I love the different FA system. That being said. You suck at kickball...always losing it seems , and why in the world would you pregame for an open bar...Drunky Drunky , get your shit together!

 

[Scott]

What sucks more - the Celtics or your ability to pickup girls?

 

[GB]

Donkey is so gay he can tell the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it

 

[brooks]

It’s fun to Scroll through these.

 

[Kings]

Your playlist is mistakable for a pre-teen white girl in the south

 

[Hooper]

Donk you are young, normal looking, you make a fuck ton of money and you live in NYC. You are the single most unlikely incel in history, what an accomplishment

 

[Cloud]

This dude is so bad with women that when he was in high school, he thought it would be a good idea to write his crush a love letter on a piece of scroll paper, and then hand it to her like he was some midevil ass squire and she clowned him

 

[Foreman]

When donkey had sex with his coworker, he almost had to switch jobs because he had to ask her if it was in yet.

 

[AiRuPtHeRe™]

Yo mama

 

[Mzylinski]

Donkey? Named after what animal you look like? Or based on the fact you’re as annoying as Shrek’s sidekick? Because we all know you’re not hung like one.

 

[yrtb]

Hank is right that asking for a roast is pretty vain and I rarely agree with Hank. All the incel jokes have been made already so let’s talk fbb. You haven’t had a relevant player in about 20 seasons. The one time you did in Fland you basically gave him away for free

 

[Username]

Donkey? Named after what animal you look like? Or based on the fact you’re as annoying as Shrek’s sidekick? Because we all know you’re not hung like one.

Guessing this is the bullets gm?

 

[Just Swaggy]

I'm going to bring out a scroll and flowers with a trumpet player next time you try to get a girl. We didn't forget.