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2007-08 NBA Champion
Phoenix Suns


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Steve Nash


FINAL
1 2 3 4 T
Nets 24 20 18 15 77
Suns 35 35 26 24 120
Box Score
Leaders Nets Suns
Points Vince Carter 20 Amar'e Stoudemire 28
Rebounds Kurt Thomas 12 Shawn Marion 12
Assists Jason Kidd 6 Steve Nash 10
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🏆 NBA Finals Game 7: Suns Dominate, Folks, Tremendous Win! 🏀
🇺🇸 Phoenix Suns 120, New Jersey Nets 77 🏀
The Best Team, Believe Me, Suns Are Champions! 🥇

Let me tell you, folks, this is Donald J. Trump, the greatest recapper, nobody does it better, and I’m here to tell you about Game 7 of the 2007-08 NBA Finals—absolutely fantastic! The Phoenix Suns just crushed the New Jersey Nets, 120-77, in a blowout that was so big, so beautiful, it’s like my Trump Tower of victories! The Suns are champions, folks, and it’s no surprise—they’re winners, just like me! The Nets? Sad! They got schlonged—yuge mistake thinking they could compete! Let’s break it down, it’s gonna be tremendous! 🦅


🏀 The Greatest Game, Believe Me

Right from the start, the Suns came out like they’re buildin’ a wall around the basket, droppin’ 35 points in the first quarter—nobody does it better! Steve Nash, a fantastic point guard, was like me at a MAGA rally, absolutely electric with 28 points (12-18 FG, 3-4 3P), 10 assists, and only 3 turnovers—very smart, very classy! He’s the Player of the Game, folks, like me in 2016! Amar’e Stoudemire was yuge, matchin’ Nash with 28 points (12-19 FG, 11 reb)—like a Trump Steaks performance, the best! 🥩


Shawn Marion? Terrific, 21 points (8-15 FG, 12 reb), movin’ like he’s dodgin’ fake news from CNN! Raja Bell (13 pts, 10 reb) and Ben Wallace (12 pts, 7 reb, 2 blk) were phenomenal, lockin’ down the paint like Border Patrol! The Suns shot a staggering 56.3% FG and 44.4% 3P (4-9), outreboundin’ Jersey 59-48—it’s like my landslide in ’16, total domination! They kept turnovers to 13, very disciplined, unlike the crooked Nets! Perfect! 🌟


The Nets? Disaster! Vince Carter tried with 20 points (7-25 FG), but 25 shots? Low energy, folks, like Sleepy Joe! Jason Kidd (14 pts, 6 ast, 7 TOs) and Kurt Thomas (15 pts, 12 reb) were okay, but their 31.9% FG and 22.2% 3P (2-9)? Pathetic! Stephen Jackson (13 pts) and Jamaal Magloire (2 pts) looked like they were playin’ in Chy-na! 15 turnovers? Terrible! The Nets collapsed like the Democrat Party in ’24—nobody respects that! 😣


🌟 The Big, Beautiful Moment

Up 44-24 in the second, Nash drained a gorgeous three—bing, bing, bong!—then fed Stoudemire for a monster dunk that felt like me signin’ tax cuts! That sparked a 20-5 run, and by the third, it was 70-44—game over, folks! The Nets were done, like Hillary’s emails! The Phoenix crowd? Yuge, roarin’ louder than my MAGA rallies! Incredible! 🇺🇸


📊 The Number That Won It

Field Goal %: Suns 56.3%, Nets 31.9%. Phoenix shot like they’re makin’ America great again, while Jersey’s offense was a total failure, like Obamacare! Unbelievable! 💪


🏅 What’s Next?

Folks, the Suns are champions, the best team, nobody does it better! Nash, Stoudemire, Marion—they’re like my Cabinet, all winners! The Nets? Losers, they should go back to Jersey and fix their rigged game! This Finals was tremendous, like my 2024 comeback—yuge! Phoenix is celebratin’ like it’s July 4th, and I’m proud, folks, very proud! No Game 8, but the Suns made it great again! Fantastic! 🥇



✨ Player of the Game: Steve Nash (28 pts, 10 ast, 7 reb, 1 stl)
🏆 The Suns Win the 2007-08 NBA Finals—Bigly! 🦅
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