S20 Sim 4 S&U

[Eberlicious]

Post your funniest joke for 3M

 

[FortsonBass]

Why did 6 trade back to 9?

 

[Cloud]

I’m more of a contextual type of humor guy, I need a prompt, something to riff off and I can go for days.

but

how do you drown a hipster ?

throw him in the mainstream

 

[G9.]

the golden state warriors will trade the #1 overall pick in the upcoming nba draft for Giannis Antetokounmpo!!!!!

 

[The Godfather]

How do you drown a Blonde?

Place a mirror on the bottom of the pool

 

[NCツ]

Can Enis play PG?

 

[hokeyrules]

The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight...................

21.

 

[monta8curry]

LeBron is the greatest player of all time.

 

[the_jon]

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change color? He had a reptile dysfunction

 

[Kings]

The Kings are a relevant franchise and will compete for a playoff spot next year

 

[dwightcoward]

The Knicks will sign a star player in the free agency

 

[Donkey]

A man is going to open a new pub, he notices that just down the road another pub is called the kings head, so he decides to call his new pub "The Queens Legs"... a few months later a man comes walking down the road and says "can't wait for the Queens legs open so i can get a drink"

 

[BeatsHaveADream]

I once knew two kids who stopped being friends over an arguement about billie eilish being an industry plant

 

[mngopher35]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

 

[yrtb]

James Dolan

 

[notail]

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

 

[AiRuPtHeRe™]

What do you call a pig that does karate?




A pork chop.

 

[G9.]

Why did 6 trade back to 9?

Why

 

[GB]

Donkeys GMing

 

[Cheddar]

Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.......



she looked at me surprised.

 

[FortsonBass]

Why

Donkey

 

[G9.]

Donkey

 

[Username]

I always feel like my mind goes blank whenever someone asks for a joke, I do have one dirty joke tho.


A pig jumped in the mud

 

[cavsfan817]