Sim 3 S19

[Eberlicious]

For 1.5M
Give us your best Tinder Bio for Jason (Pistons)

For 1.5M
Give us your best Tinder Bio for Ty Freak (Hornets)

Jason can claim 2M for providing the Sim Question today

 

[Kings]

Oh lawd

 

[SoftLettuce]

this should be good

 

[Panic!]

I dont know how tinder works. And i know nothing about ty and heffernon but i need cash.

heffernon - fatter than zion. If you like fat people.

tyfreak - kings fan. Means he's loyal.

 

[Hooper]

Jason: “Nice Catholic boy trying to help a sinner to her knees”

Ty: “Looking to become someone’s wife’s new boyfriend”

 

[The Godfather]

Jason- Good looking, Sexy mofer looking for equally gifted females .. long sunset walks, smart conversations and a love for fun a must

Tyfreak - Adventurous, Chill and well traveled, looking for single, fun and outgoing casual partner with an open mind towards a more serious relationship down the road

 

[SoftLettuce]

I dont know how tinder works. And i know nothing about ty and heffernon but i need cash.

heffernon - fatter than zion. If you like fat people.

tyfreak - kings fan. Means he's loyal.

what the heck man

 

[Kings]

what the heck man

That was cold lol

 

[brooks]

Jason - “hi I’m Jason and I’m the best you’ll get in this state”

ty - “”

 

[Eberlicious]

Jason - “hi I’m Jason and I’m the best you’ll get in this state”

ty - “”

lmao

 

[GB]

Jason - Detroit Pistons BSL GM

Ty - Looking for a mom to call me daddy #MILFHunter

 

[Nate]

Jason - I’m from Missouri, I can turn your back into the Gateway Arch

Ty - Some crackhead just stole my dog like I’m about to steal your heart

 

[Xxplayerxx23]

Jason- I have MKG as a prospect in bs sim league

Ty If you're married or a mom hmu

 

[the_jon]

Jason - If you're looking for love or Dominique Jones hmu

Ty - I like long walks to the dealer and cucking husbands

 

[Username]

Jason - not looking for anything serious I’ll probably get on your nerves anyway

Tyfreak - just a chill dude looking to vibe, bet I can smoke you out

 

[brooks]

Oh shit forgot the #MAGA #KAG #SAVED&BLESSED for Jason

 

[SoftLettuce]

Oh shit forgot the #MAGA #KAG #SAVED&BLESSED for Jason

I don't deserve this!!! This is an outrage! Take out the MAGA!!!

 

[Foreman]

Jason - You ever think to yourself that you want a guy who does everything slightly below average, well look no further!

Ty - Looking for someone who's single, married, dating, or all of the above. If you're looking for someone where literally anything can pop up on a snapchat story or a group chat, I'm your guy.

 

[AiRuPtHeRe™]

Jason - Single and ready to mingle. Colorado living

Ty - 420 *insert tree emoji*
*insert some rap quote*

 

[Kings]

Jason - “hi I’m Jason and I’m the best you’ll get in this state”

ty - “”

You guys know me so well lmaooo

 

[yrtb]

Jason - I'll buy you dinner if you can help me get my picks back

Ty - 420 friendly, milfs only

 

[Swope]

Jason - Looking for someone to play with my James Johnson

Ty - Only interested if you pass a ring check

 

[Cloud]

Jason:

Where I lack in personality, sense of humor, financial stability and confidence, I make up for in responsiveness.

Ty:

I’m a night shift butcher when I get paid, but I’m also a night shift butcher when I get laid

 

[NCツ]

Jason: child of god, lover of Kansas City BBQ, corn, and Ben Shapiro. Saving myself for that perfect person serious swipes only

ty: will exchange for . Free if married and over 40

 

[hokeyrules]

Jason - Great at listening and then doing something else

Ty - Swipe right if married

 

[G9.]

Jason -
I am an outgoing person who loves to socialize and have a good time. I enjoy spending time with my friends and am always up for trying new things. I believe in God and am actively involved in my church.

I am looking for someone who wants to have a relationship that is based on mutual respect, understanding, and love.

Ty -

tbh just using this app as a cover when i'm hanging with my girl and her boyfriend